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kittyichooseyou:

THIS IS ONLY ONE SECOND LONG

yodiscrepo:

Así se hacen las multiplicaciones al estilo maya.

Tagged: #perf

bussykween:

have you ever eaten ass?

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2 days ago with 17,710 notes

Tagged: #oh #!!!!!!

kimbras:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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3 days ago with 15,276 notes

i’m working at the kiosk today and every time a wind breezes through it carries with it the smell of hot dogs. i really want a hot dog.

3 days ago with 0 notes

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

Tagged: #caption

zkac:

don’t do it

Tagged: #oh

  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

4 days ago with 23,523 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

omgbuglen:

Save the Bees!

We don’t negotiate with terrorists